Doesn't sunlight kill them? Doesn't it turn them to dust, or make them burst into flames or something?"" Nope. Vampires tan, just like you and me. Well, just like you. I tend to bleach.
Did you just mentally pistol whip that guy, with his own gun? Nice, Amber. I would have just killed him.
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Elle A. Rose
Getting up from the bed, Dominick approaches me at a slow predatory pace. Once again, I cannot move my feet.
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Elle A. Rose
Goddamn it, do it yourself. You’re five hundred years old and you can’t use a telephone? Read the directions. What are you, an immortal idiot?
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Anne Rice
Ever hear of the phrase, Banging you're head on a brick wall?" Ah, but you forget, Darren, vampires can break brick walls with their heads.
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Darren Shan
How often do you have to drink?” “Every night, to feel good. Every few nights, to stay sane.” “Have you ever bitten anyone?” “No. I’m not a murderer.” “Does it have to be fatal every time? The biting? Couldn’t you just drink some of a...
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Rainbow Rowell
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Still, he figured, sometimes you've got to do what you've got to do, and then sometimes you've just got to run like hell after it's done.
Being a detective isn't all about torture and murder and monsters. Sometimes it gets truly unpleasant... The fate of the world may depend on whether or not you can bring yourself to visit your relatives.
They say sarcasm is the lowest form of wit, " Valkyrie said. China glanced at her. "They've obviously never met me.
We're not retreating, we're advancing in reverse.' --Skulduggery Pleasant
Stairs, " Valkyrie said, disappointed." Not just ordinary stairs, " Skulduggery told her as he led the way down. "Magic stairs."" Really?"" Oh, yes." She followed him into the darkness. "How are they magic?"" They just are."" In what way?"" In a magicky way." She...
